The President is making an end run to fund his Wall.
It’s “national security” so Trump says he will call
The Secretary of Defense, so he can authorize
The use of military funds to make Trump’s project rise.
The Congress has to authorize reallocating funds,
To use the army’s money to pour concrete, not buy guns.
Unfortunately, we all know when Donald tries to fudge,
The Senate will not go along. The Democrats won’t budge.
Well, they might budge a little bit if DACA were renewed.
They had that trade-off deal before, then Trump reneged, how rude.
But that’s Trump’s usual business style, not sticking to a deal.
If Stormy spanks him on the ass, might that bring Trump to heel?
The Trump campaign and Russian agents have been clearly seen
To work together (through Rick Gates) throughout 2016.
Rick Gates was Manafort’s assistant chair of the campaign.
The Russian guy was GRU. Collusion is now plain.
The New York Times reports John Dowd discussed the pardoning
Of Michael Flynn before he flipped. Did Dowd try hardening
The general’s position to protect the President?
Did Trump and Dowd discuss this first? That would seem relevant.
Once more, with feeling
The Secretary of the VA, Shulkin just resigned.
Some shady travelling expenses put him in a bind.
By now, that’s pretty standard for Trump’s highest appointees.
We’ll see how Donald’s next man does. Can he avoid the sleaze?
He’s Doctor Ronny Jackson; he’s the one who certified
That Donald’s health was excellent. But is he qualified?
He’s never run a hospital or big bureaucracy.
So one might ask just what in Doctor Jackson did Trump see?