Day 1432, My Country, ‘Tis For Me (May be sung to My Country, ‘Tis of Thee)

 

My country, ‘tis for me,

A bank and money tree.

Of me, I sing.

Though I’m not qualified;

I’ve cheated and I’ve lied;

Lies, I don’t even try to hide,

For, I am your king.

 

The Covid is Chinese;

Blame them for this disease

But don’t blame me.

To show your loyalty,

Don’t fear mortality;

We’ll get to herd immunity

If you follow me.

 

If you’re a witless nit

And do not give a shit

If I’m a crook.

Then you will follow me

Through moral bankruptcy

Straight down into autocracy.

I’ll be off the hook.

 

There’s nothing I won’t do,

Including screwing you,

If I’m your king.

I’ll rob the country blind;

That’s how my job’s defined;

My DOJ has countersigned.

That is just my thing.

 

Leave me at liberty

Though my iniquity,

Should have me jailed.

  

I’ll silence editors,

Arrest competitors,

And stiff all of my creditors;

I have never failed.

 

You say that I tell lies;

Whatever my base buys

Defines a fact.

The stories I may tell

May not match data well.

If you don’t like it, go to hell.

They’ll stay in my act.