Day 1259, Rats Leaving the Sinking Ship 

 

Do we see rats jumping off of Trump’s ship?

And is Trump’s mainsail now starting to rip?

Kevin and Mitch both just said, “Wear a mask.” (1)

Is the crew’s loyalty starting to slip?

 

Kevin and Mitch both just said, “Wear a mask.”

Lindsey takes more sips from his hip flask.  (2)

Even Mike Pence sometimes covers his face.

Still, for the Donald, that’s too much to ask.

 

Even Mike Pence sometimes covers his face.

(Donald’s chief sycophant, falling off pace.)

So McEnany’s in charge of the lies (3)

That the Trump White House keeps feeding his base.

 

With McEnany in charge of the lies,

(Will her next job be, “You want that with fries?”)

War on two fronts: Trump is sorely beset,

As the world watches him cut down to size.

 

War on two fronts: Trump is sorely beset.

No one can say how much worse it will get.

Covid in front, Putin standing behind,

Smart money says we ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

 

Covid in front, Putin standing behind,

Donald is in an impossible bind.

How many rats will jump off of his ship?

They should jump quickly; the channel is mined.

 

(1)  Kevin McCarthy, House Republican leader.  Mitch McConnell, Senate Republican leader.

(2)  Lindsey Graham, R, South Carolina.  Trump sycophant ranking just below Vice President, Mike Pence.

(3)  Kayleigh McEnany, current White House Press Secretary, a job well-known for insecurity and short tenure.