Donald at the Bat – Day 1241, Trump Did More Than All the Presidents (parody to gospel hymn ‘I’ll Fly Away’)

Day 1241, Trump Did More Than All the Presidents  (1) (2) 

 

Trump did more that all the presidents

For all the blacks.

If you doubt him, you can ask Mike Pence;

They love the blacks.

 

They love the blacks, oh glory,

They love the blacks.

Trump loves them; they ought to love him back.

Trump loves the blacks.

 

You say Lincoln set all the slaves free;

That showed some class.

But Trump says, “Did Abe do more than me?”

He’ll take a pass.

 

He’ll take a pass, oh glory,

He’ll take a pass.

At least Lincoln showed a little class;

Trump takes a pass.

 

One more black man murdered by a cop,

Though Trump loves blacks.

Trump has said that maybe they should stop.

Trump loves the blacks.

 

Trump loves the blacks, oh glory.

Trump loves the blacks.

Probably the chokeholds ought to stop.

Trump loves the blacks.

 

Trump stood up and held the Bible high;

He loves the Book.

(That’s the Book that says we shouldn’t lie.)

Trump ought to look.

 

Trump loves the Book, oh glory.

Trump loves the Book.

Maybe he will read it by and by.

Trump loves the Book.

 

Donald needs to hear supporters roar,

Sheep he can fleece.

Covid 19, he will just ignore.

Sign this release.

 

Sign this release, oh glory,

Sign this release.

Who needs masks?  Trump says, “Let that practice cease.”

Sign this release.

 

Black folks, Bible, murder by the cops:

Let’s celebrate.

We say Donald made this country great,

Our candidate.

 

Our candidate, oh glory,

Our candidate.

Donald Trump has made our country great.

Let’s celebrate.

 

(1)  May be sung to “I’ll Fly Away,” by Albert Brumley, 1929.  It is one of my favorite gospel songs, recorded by many performers.  The Galapagos Mountain Boys have perverted it into, “I shall decay.”

(2)  This is sort of a campaign song for Trump.