Donald at the Bat – Day 1086, Cleanin’ Up the Donald’s Lies (A song for Pompeo, Barr and Pence)

Day 1086, Cleanin’ Up the Donald’s Lies

(A song for Pompeo, Barr, and Pence)

 

Trump’s told us fifteen thousand lies.

We know that number’s gonna rise.

We work for Trump as janitors

But he’s a pro; we’re amateurs.

 

We’re cleanin’ up the Donald’s lies,

Every day a new surprise.

Trump gives a speech; we cringe in dread.

We’ll have to clean up what he said.

We’re cleanin’ up the Donald’s lies.

 

There’s global warming, Earth on fire,

Australia on the funeral pyre,

But Donald is informed and wise;

We’ll douse those flames as oceans rise.

 

We’re cleanin’ up the Donald’s lies,

Every day a new surprise.

Trump gives a speech to pump his base

And lies come at a rapid pace.

Then we clean up the Donald’s lies.

 

Trump has Pompeo, Barr, and Pence

Each lie they tell just complements

The daily lies that Donald tells.

By now we’re all used to the smells.

 

We’re cleanin’ up the Donald’s lies,

Every day a new surprise.

Trump meets the press; we cringe in fear

At what the public’s gonna hear.

Then we clean up the Donald’s lies.

 

Trump gives a speech; each of us sighs.

Who must clean up the Donald’s lies?