Ode to Marjorie Taylor Greene (May be sung to “Crazy” by Willie Nelson)
I’m crazy; my mind is a mass of delusions.
I’m crazy; some people say I am insane.
Dementia, or maybe cerebral contusions,
Whatever…I have a malfunctioning brain.
Worried, progressives in Congress are worried.
I’m packing and I’ve made my threats to them plain.
I’m crazy, resistant to reason infusions.
There’s no vaccination for Q infestation;
Reality’s circling the drain.
Republican party verse:
We’re crazy, supporting Trump when he was lying.
We’re crazy; we welcome in nuts like Ms. Greene.
Dishonest, excusing and even denying
Sedition; we’ll vote to let Donald off clean.
Worry, Trump told everyone not to worry.
Nothing, no problem from Covid 19.
We’re crazy; denying that people are dying.
Deny mass infection; excuse insurrection;
And maintain Trump’s Big Lie machine.
(Patsy Cline’s version of “Crazy” is definitive.)