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NIL : Name, Image, Likeness - Now football season’s underway, both college game and pro.Big money has transformed them both, a fact we all should know.Pro football has, for decades, been a plaything of the rich.But now that’s true of college too, which makes my hemorrhoids itch. The college game has NIL, that their star athletes… Read More
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- California Pastor Says God Told Him To Run For Governor; California Says Where’s Your Tax Returns September 4, 2026Ché Ahn, a self-described “apostle” who leads a global network of more than 25,000 ministries, says he prayed until 4:30 in the morning asking God for a sign about whether to run for governor of California. The sign, as Ahn describes it, arrived in the form of a text message informing him he’d be getting […]
- Local Man Chooses Superman Costume for Boat Burglary, Forgets the Part About Not Getting Caught September 1, 2026Somewhere in Hillsborough County, a man decided that if he was going to steal power tools out of a stranger’s boat cabin, he might as well do it dressed as the Man of Steel. James Tidwell allegedly helped himself to several items off a docked boat, and by all accounts felt so good about it […]
- Defense Secretary Compares Rescued Pilot to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, Because Why Not August 25, 2026When a U.S. Air Force officer was shot down over Iran and rescued during Easter weekend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a choice: describe it as a well-executed 155-aircraft joint operation, or describe it as a religious event with a body count of zero and a callback to the New Testament. He chose the latter. […]
- Postal Worker Accused of Turning Her Mail Route Into a Stray Animal Recruitment Pipeline August 22, 2026A 77-year-old U.S. Postal Service worker in Martin County has been charged with animal cruelty after deputies discovered she had allegedly been collecting feral cats along her mail route and bringing them home. The final tally: 92 animals, 80 cats and 12 dogs, living inside a house with no air conditioning and up to a […]
- Scientists Officially Debunk the Baby Rattlesnake Myth That Fooled Everyone, Including Doctors, for 60 Years August 18, 2026Here is a fact you have probably repeated with total confidence at a campfire: baby rattlesnakes are more dangerous than adults because they can’t control their venom and “dump it all” in one bite. Here is the correction: that is completely false, and researchers at Loma Linda University just proved it with actual venom milkings. […]