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A Rubaiyat for a Summer Cold - This summer, I’m over eighty years old.And a pesky virus has taken hold.It isn’t Covid; it isn’t the flu.It is just an old-fashioned summer cold. With a common cold, despite what you do,It lasts for a week, and sometimes for two.For fevers: aspirin or tylenol,Or maybe grandmother’s family brew. Occasionally,… Read More
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- Asked If God Appointed Him President, Trump Says ‘I Hope It’s True’ September 15, 2026Asked directly whether he believed God had placed him in office “for such a time as this,” Donald Trump did not exactly reach for humility. “I hope it’s true,” he said. “All I’m going to do is, I’m going to do my best.” Then, apparently worried about jinxing it, he added: “I almost don’t even […]
- Broward Man Allegedly Ran 41 Fake Luxury Car Insurance Claims, Somehow Still Got Caught September 11, 2026Adam Otrok wanted to drive luxury cars he never bought with money he never had, so he allegedly did what any resourceful Broward County man would do: he filed 41 fake insurance applications for vehicles he didn’t own, using counterfeit identification, then canceled the payments and demanded refunds before anyone noticed the checks had bounced. […]
- Appeals Court Rules the Quiet Part DHS Already Said Out Loud Counts as Evidence September 8, 2026Back in January 2025, the Department of Homeland Security put out a statement bragging that, under its new policy, “criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches.” It read like a tough-guy soundbite at the time. This month, a federal appeals court used that exact sentence as evidence against the […]
- California Pastor Says God Told Him To Run For Governor; California Says Where’s Your Tax Returns September 4, 2026Ché Ahn, a self-described “apostle” who leads a global network of more than 25,000 ministries, says he prayed until 4:30 in the morning asking God for a sign about whether to run for governor of California. The sign, as Ahn describes it, arrived in the form of a text message informing him he’d be getting […]
- Local Man Chooses Superman Costume for Boat Burglary, Forgets the Part About Not Getting Caught September 1, 2026Somewhere in Hillsborough County, a man decided that if he was going to steal power tools out of a stranger’s boat cabin, he might as well do it dressed as the Man of Steel. James Tidwell allegedly helped himself to several items off a docked boat, and by all accounts felt so good about it […]