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Donald Trump’s Appeal - Donald Trump’s on an egotistical binge,The door to his mind swings on only one hinge.Gross self-aggrandizement is Donald Trump’s style.Somehow this appeals to our lunatic fringe. To read the complete Trump historical fileWill make all true patriots regurgitate bile.His prevarication and sexual assault,Somehow make his MAGAs salute him with “Heil!”… Read More
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- Federal Judge Says Actually, Banning Books You Haven’t Read Might Still Be Unconstitutional October 25, 2026A federal judge has ruled that a lawsuit challenging Utah’s school book ban law can proceed, rejecting the state’s attempt to get the case tossed out before authors and publishers even got their day in court. It is, refreshingly, a ruling that treats “the First Amendment might still apply here” as a live legal question […]
- Connecticut Court Reminds Everyone That ‘I Don’t Feel Like It’ Is Not a Religion October 22, 2026A Connecticut judge has upheld the state’s law eliminating religious exemptions for school vaccine requirements, closing out a four-year legal battle in which families argued that being required to vaccinate their kids before sending them into a room with two dozen other children violated their religious liberty. The court, apparently familiar with how diseases work, […]
- Man Climbs Massive L.A. Billboard to Personally Correct Jesus’s Theology October 18, 2026A billboard towering over Los Angeles carried a message some viewers considered theologically incorrect: a denial of Christ’s divinity. Rather than write a strongly worded letter, start a petition, or simply keep driving, one man decided the appropriate response was to climb the structure and paint over it himself, correcting the record to read “Jesus […]
- U.S. Commander Reportedly Informs Troops That Jesus Personally Anointed Trump to Go to War With Iran October 15, 2026Somewhere between the strategy briefings and the supply chain logistics, a U.S. military commander reportedly took a moment to inform troops that President Trump had been anointed by Jesus Christ himself to wage war on Iran. We assume this was delivered with the same tone of matter-of-fact authority usually reserved for weather updates and mess […]
- Virgin Mary Allegedly Spotted in Rwanda, Church Launches the Paperwork October 11, 2026A group of children in northern Rwanda say they witnessed an apparition of the Virgin Mary, and within days the sighting had drawn thousands of pilgrims to the area, all hoping for a glimpse of something that, by definition, only a handful of kids actually saw. The Catholic Church, ever cautious about these things, has […]