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Donald Trump, the Solipsist - Donald Trump’s a solipsist, though he doesn’t know the term. (1)Concerned with just himself alone, on that, he’s standing firm.Trump’s selfishness is so extreme he thinks his word is law.When he appears in front of us, we must all shout, “Hurrah!” The shifting thoughts of Donald Trump control what’s wrong… Read More

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  • Judge Tells DOJ, for the Eighth Time, That It Cannot Just Have Everyone’s Voter Data August 8, 2026
    In a stunning display of a co-equal branch of government actually functioning, U.S. District Judge Claria Horn Boom dismissed a Department of Justice lawsuit demanding Kentucky hand over unredacted voter rolls, including residents’ driver’s license and Social Security numbers. Because apparently that needed to be litigated. Boom isn’t some rogue outlier here, either. She’s the […]
  • White House Official Marks America’s 250th Birthday by Declaring the President Ordained by God August 4, 2026
    Nothing says “250 years of secular democratic government” quite like a sitting White House Deputy Chief of Staff announcing that the president was hand-picked by the Almighty. On July 4th, Stephen Miller took to X to inform the nation that “it is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it […]
  • Man Sees the Antichrist, Crashes on I-75, Tries to Steal the Helicopter Sent to Save Him August 1, 2026
    Riley Ferrer, 28, was driving north on I-75 in Hernando County around 12:15 a.m. when he apparently locked eyes with the Antichrist. We don’t know what the Antichrist looks like, but whatever Ferrer saw was compelling enough to make him lose control of his pickup truck, veer off the road, and slam into a sedan […]
  • Florida Man Finds $30,000 in Wawa Bathroom, Returns It, Ruins Florida’s Reputation June 25, 2026
    A Florida man walked into a Wawa bathroom in Palm Beach County carrying a black fanny pack containing $30,023 in cash — proceeds from selling his Pokémon collectibles, which he was planning to use to help pay for his sister’s medical procedure. He set it down. He walked out without it. He came back. The […]
  • Trump Shares AI Image of Himself with Jesus; Pope Says Something About This June 22, 2026
    Sometime in spring 2026, Donald Trump shared an AI-generated image depicting himself alongside Jesus Christ, rendered in a style that can only be described as “celestial adjacency.” Various religious leaders condemned it as blasphemous. The image continued to circulate. This comes amid a broader pattern in which Trump has described the Iran war as having […]