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Is Donald Going Crazy? - Is Donald going crazy or has he already gone?What can we make of all his tweets while he is on the john?He blithers and he blathers and he often makes no sense.It isn’t just dishonesty or just because he’s dense. Is Donald going crazy or is he already there?It’s not… Read More
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- Florida Man Loads Missiles onto Truck, Is Shocked Society Has Questions May 1, 2026There is a long and storied tradition in this great nation of expressing oneself through automotive customization. Truck nuts. Flame decals. The occasional Calvin urinating on a rival brand. But 69-year-old Michael Nipper of Plant City, Florida, decided that what his Ford Maverick pickup truly needed was a rack of missiles in the flatbed. Nipper […]
- Florida Man Uses AI Deepfake to Frame Two Black Men for a Crime, Gets Arrested Immediately May 1, 2026In a story that somehow manages to combine racism, technology, and breathtaking stupidity into one tidy Florida package, a 22-year-old man from Lake Worth has been arrested after showing a sheriff’s deputy a three-second AI-generated video that appeared to show two Black men breaking into the deputy’s own patrol car. The suspect, Alexis Martínez-Arizala, reportedly […]
- Florida Man Arrested While Dressed as Chuck E. Cheese. In a Chuck E. Cheese. April 30, 2026Florida has given us a lot. But this one feels like a milestone. Jermel Jones, 41, was arrested inside a Chuck E. Cheese in Florida while wearing the Chuck E. Cheese mascot costume. He is alleged to have used someone else’s credit card to make purchases, which he did while dressed as a six-foot animatronic […]
- New York City Just Elected Its First Muslim Mayor and Some People Cannot Handle It April 28, 2026In November 2025, New York City — the largest city in the United States, home to 8 million people and approximately 400 different opinions per square block — elected 34-year-old Zohran Mamdani as its mayor. He is the city’s first Muslim mayor. Also its first South Asian mayor. Also a democratic socialist who beat both […]
- 69 Billion TikTok Views Later, Teens Have Decided Witchcraft Is a Personality April 24, 2026The kids are not alright. Or maybe they’re extremely alright, depending on your feelings about witchcraft. WitchTok — TikTok’s thriving occult subculture — has now accumulated 69 billion views. Billion. With a B. Teenagers are learning spell-casting, tarot reading, crystal work, and “manifesting” from their phones, and entire cottage industries have sprung up around Etsy […]