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Pusillanimous Pussyfooters - “Pusillanimous pussyfooters” have made their return, (1)A moniker Mike Johnson and John Thune both clearly earn. (2)These “vacillating vicars,” staying loyal to their Don, (3)Evaporate their self-respect in Trump’s ongoing con. Though Trump is no sophisticate, he’s supercilious,A plywood fiddle, who thinks he’s a Stradivarius.Supporting Trump therefore demands pusillanimityAnd assiduous… Read More
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- Congress Demands Investigation After Officers Report Being Told Trump Was Anointed by Jesus to Start Armageddon May 25, 2026More than two dozen Democratic members of Congress have formally requested an investigation into the Department of Defense after uniformed officers filed a complaint alleging that military commanders told them President Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.” That sentence was […]
- Seven in Ten Americans Now Believe Trump Is Not Actually Religious, Up Eight Points Since He Started the Holy War May 25, 2026A new Pew Research Center survey finds that 70 percent of Americans believe Donald Trump is “not too” or “not at all” religious — a figure that has risen eight percentage points since fall 2024. This is notable on its own terms, but it becomes considerably more interesting when you consider that the same period […]
- Jesus Appears in the Clouds Above Philippine Church Right After Mass, Timing Suspiciously Perfect May 22, 2026Eight thousand people showed up to light candles and pray at a basilica in the Philippines, and then something happened in the sky that either proves everything or proves nothing, depending on your priors. Just after Mass concluded — and the timing here really cannot be overstated — a cloud formation appeared above the church […]
- Pope Leo Tells the White House: God Does Not Bless Wars. The White House Has Concerns. May 22, 2026In a move that would have seemed unremarkable in most of recorded history but feels somehow radical in 2026, the Pope said that God doesn’t bless wars. Specifically, Pope Leo wrote: “Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is […]
- Florida Man Brings Axe to Car Wash Dispute, Meets His Match in an 18-Year-Old Employee May 18, 2026Customer service can be a thankless job. The hours are long, the pay is modest, and occasionally a man named Bryce Thayer shows up at closing time with an axe. This is precisely what happened at the Tidal Wave Car Wash in Ocala, Florida, on March 8, 2026. Thayer, 36, arrived just as employees were […]