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Why Democratic Government Doesn’t Work - Some who run for office take an ethics leapInto murky waters, wide and cold and deep,Which leaves bullshit artists feeling free to lie,Making campaign pledges they know they won’t keep. Steaming bullshit artists sell what you will buy,Fearing no god’s judgment, now or when they die.Here’s their simple credo: say… Read More
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- White House Official Marks America’s 250th Birthday by Declaring the President Ordained by God August 4, 2026Nothing says “250 years of secular democratic government” quite like a sitting White House Deputy Chief of Staff announcing that the president was hand-picked by the Almighty. On July 4th, Stephen Miller took to X to inform the nation that “it is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it […]
- Man Sees the Antichrist, Crashes on I-75, Tries to Steal the Helicopter Sent to Save Him August 1, 2026Riley Ferrer, 28, was driving north on I-75 in Hernando County around 12:15 a.m. when he apparently locked eyes with the Antichrist. We don’t know what the Antichrist looks like, but whatever Ferrer saw was compelling enough to make him lose control of his pickup truck, veer off the road, and slam into a sedan […]
- Florida Man Finds $30,000 in Wawa Bathroom, Returns It, Ruins Florida’s Reputation June 25, 2026A Florida man walked into a Wawa bathroom in Palm Beach County carrying a black fanny pack containing $30,023 in cash — proceeds from selling his Pokémon collectibles, which he was planning to use to help pay for his sister’s medical procedure. He set it down. He walked out without it. He came back. The […]
- Trump Shares AI Image of Himself with Jesus; Pope Says Something About This June 22, 2026Sometime in spring 2026, Donald Trump shared an AI-generated image depicting himself alongside Jesus Christ, rendered in a style that can only be described as “celestial adjacency.” Various religious leaders condemned it as blasphemous. The image continued to circulate. This comes amid a broader pattern in which Trump has described the Iran war as having […]
- Churchgoers in the Philippines Spot Jesus in the Clouds After Mass, Take Video June 18, 2026Worshippers leaving the Basilica Minore of Our Lady of Penafrancia in Naga City, Philippines, were treated in 2026 to what many described as a “beautiful” and “remarkable” cloud formation that appeared, to the eyes of faith, to resemble Jesus Christ. The sighting occurred in an open field. Singing ensued. Video was taken and uploaded to […]