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NIL : Name, Image, Likeness - Now football season’s underway, both college game and pro.Big money has transformed them both, a fact we all should know.Pro football has, for decades, been a plaything of the rich.But now that’s true of college too, which makes my hemorrhoids itch. The college game has NIL, that their star athletes… Read More
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- Broward Man Allegedly Ran 41 Fake Luxury Car Insurance Claims, Somehow Still Got Caught September 11, 2026Adam Otrok wanted to drive luxury cars he never bought with money he never had, so he allegedly did what any resourceful Broward County man would do: he filed 41 fake insurance applications for vehicles he didn’t own, using counterfeit identification, then canceled the payments and demanded refunds before anyone noticed the checks had bounced. […]
- Appeals Court Rules the Quiet Part DHS Already Said Out Loud Counts as Evidence September 8, 2026Back in January 2025, the Department of Homeland Security put out a statement bragging that, under its new policy, “criminals will no longer be able to hide in America’s schools and churches.” It read like a tough-guy soundbite at the time. This month, a federal appeals court used that exact sentence as evidence against the […]
- California Pastor Says God Told Him To Run For Governor; California Says Where’s Your Tax Returns September 4, 2026Ché Ahn, a self-described “apostle” who leads a global network of more than 25,000 ministries, says he prayed until 4:30 in the morning asking God for a sign about whether to run for governor of California. The sign, as Ahn describes it, arrived in the form of a text message informing him he’d be getting […]
- Local Man Chooses Superman Costume for Boat Burglary, Forgets the Part About Not Getting Caught September 1, 2026Somewhere in Hillsborough County, a man decided that if he was going to steal power tools out of a stranger’s boat cabin, he might as well do it dressed as the Man of Steel. James Tidwell allegedly helped himself to several items off a docked boat, and by all accounts felt so good about it […]
- Defense Secretary Compares Rescued Pilot to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, Because Why Not August 25, 2026When a U.S. Air Force officer was shot down over Iran and rescued during Easter weekend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a choice: describe it as a well-executed 155-aircraft joint operation, or describe it as a religious event with a body count of zero and a callback to the New Testament. He chose the latter. […]