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Trump Just Told Us All to Go to Hell - Trump said, “Pretend I’m on the ballot; vote like I am there.”So voters did exactly that and thumped Trump, fair and square.As usual, Trump blamed someone else; this time it’s Susie Wiles.She’s out and Stephen Miller’s in, two quite contrasting styles. Nobody likes Steve Miller, for he’s nasty and he’s… Read More
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- Jupiter Man Allegedly Shoots Alligator, Then Hammers It for Good Measure November 8, 2026Someone in Jupiter, Florida called the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission over the weekend to report a dead alligator, which is already a sentence with several possible endings, none of them good. The ending in this case: the gator had a hammer-shaped wound in its forehead, because apparently nothing in Florida is allowed to die […]
- Orlando Man Found Guilty of Swallowing $760,000 in Diamonds, Which Is Somehow Not Even the Weirdest Part November 5, 2026Jaythan Gilder walked into the Tiffany & Co. at Orlando’s Mall at Millenia in February 2025 and did what any upstanding citizen might do when faced with a case full of diamond earrings worth more than $760,000: he told staff he was negotiating a purchase on behalf of a professional basketball player. This is, apparently, […]
- Florida Man Robs Banks in Elderly Disguise, Titles His Memoir After God November 1, 2026David Sartin Jr., 40, of St. Petersburg, has allegedly solved the eternal bank-robbery dilemma of “how do I not get recognized” by becoming, convincingly, an old man. Twice. Federal prosecutors say Sartin robbed a Largo bank in August and a St. Petersburg bank in September wearing a prosthetic elderly-gentleman mask, politely instructing tellers to skip […]
- Federal Judge Says Actually, Banning Books You Haven’t Read Might Still Be Unconstitutional October 25, 2026A federal judge has ruled that a lawsuit challenging Utah’s school book ban law can proceed, rejecting the state’s attempt to get the case tossed out before authors and publishers even got their day in court. It is, refreshingly, a ruling that treats “the First Amendment might still apply here” as a live legal question […]
- Connecticut Court Reminds Everyone That ‘I Don’t Feel Like It’ Is Not a Religion October 22, 2026A Connecticut judge has upheld the state’s law eliminating religious exemptions for school vaccine requirements, closing out a four-year legal battle in which families argued that being required to vaccinate their kids before sending them into a room with two dozen other children violated their religious liberty. The court, apparently familiar with how diseases work, […]