November 12, Dump Trump?
Republicans are dumping Trump
Because he’s losing votes.
The losing Trumpists on the stump,
Becoming his scapegoats.
Trump’s insurrection, not so bad,
So, they gave him a pass.
But losing votes, that makes them mad,
Now some won’t kiss his ass.
America is browner and
More feminized today.
Non-white, non-male, they all demand
To have egalite’.
And now, unmarried women vex
Republicans as well.
Their lack of need for men, complex.
Poor incels wail in hell. (1)
Since change is Mother Nature’s way
(Read your biology.)
Could it be time for us to play
The white males’ elegy?
As Donald and his MAGAts rage;
They do not want to turn the page
To modern history.
Since changes happen all the time,
(We should have learned in school.)
And without rhythm, without rhyme,
Variety’s the rule.
Republicans can’t stay alive
By making voting hard.
Perhaps their species won’t survive,
“Hoist by their own petard.” (2)
- Incel, a relatively recent term, referring to involuntarily celibate men.
- See William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4. The phrase means getting blown up (hoist) by your own bomb (petard.)