More Penile Clashes With Nature: In June, two fishermen bled to death in Papua New Guinea’s Sepik River after pirhana-like fish, attracted by the men’s urine streams, attacked the source with their razor-sharp teeth. And two weeks later, a 63-year-old peasant squatting to answer nature’s call in a field near Lorica, Colombia, was bitten on his penis by a poisonous Mapana-tigre snake and was rushed to a hospital (where he arrived with the snake still attached because he feared trying to dislodge it); he is recovering satisfactorily.