June 3, The Blog Died Like a Dog

June 3, The Blog Died Like a Dog

 

What are we to do without Donald Trump’s blog?

Quotidian, tortured, syntactical slog,

That proved every day Donald Trump cannot write.

So, as Trump would say, it just “died like a dog.”

 

It proved every day Donald Trump cannot write;

Without daily lies though, thing’s just don’t seem right.

To Trump’s narcissism, it came as a shock,

Our level of interest stayed just below slight.

 

To Trump’s narcissism, it came as a shock,

A shock so severe, Donald got writer’s block.

His base has stayed with him, though they do not read

And those who do read, saw a bullshit-filled crock.

 

Trump’s base has stayed with him, though they do not read.

Without readership, any blog can’t succeed.

So, we bid farewell to the Donald Trump blog

But, sadly, Trump is not the last of the breed.