July 1, Indictments!  Trump Organization and CFO, Alan Weisselberg

 

His tit in a wringer, his balls in a vise,

Now Alan’s indicted but will that suffice

To make him spill beans he has counted for years?

That is, in a nutshell, the sum of Trump’s fears.

 

Al knows where the beans are and the exact count,

And knows every underreported amount,

And every inflation of Donald’s net worth,

And each millimeter of Trump’s waistline girth.

 

There’s tax fraud and larceny, as records show.

Just turn a new page; and see the crimes grow.

Will Al keep his mouth shut, do time for the Don,

Do his Don this “service” while Trump carries on?

 

Did Don and Al steal some Inaugural dough?

About fifty million is missing, we know.

But that’s for the AG and feds to sort out.

That isn’t what New York’s indictment’s about.

 

The whole nation’s waiting for more shoes to drop.

Now, could these indictments make Trump close up shop?

Will Trump’s brand be tarnished; will banks call in loans?

Then, how many others will gnaw on Trump’s stones?

 

Will Donald Trump’s base now all rise up in arms,

And join fellow Trumpists in raising alarms,

Defending the Donald’s right to lie and cheat?

And should we anticipate blood in the street?