EPIPHANY (O Tannenbaum)

 

Epiphany, Epiphany,

The sixth of January.

Epiphany, Epiphany,

When sales are customary.

Epiphany, the Wise Men came

To give their gifts; let’s do the same.

Epiphany, Epiphany,

It’s for the mercenary.

 

Post Christmas sales, post Christmas sales,

Will save you lots of money.

Post Christmas sales, post Christmas sales,

Get something for your honey.

Though there may be six feet of snow,

Just bundle up, get out and go.

Post Christmas sales, post Christmas sales

Will make a blizzard sunny.

  

Epiphany, Epiphany,

Thy very name entices.

Epiphany, Epiphany,

The thought of sales suffices.

It’s time to start your shopping spree.

If Jesus saves, then so should we.

Epiphany, Epiphany,

How lovely are thy prices.

 

Stephen Baird, 2007