Day 606, The Brett Kavanaugh Blues
The fan has flailed a fecal chunk;
A lady has turned up
To say Brett Kavanaugh, when drunk,
Grabbed her and tried to shtup. (1)
He held her down and crudely groped;
She managed to break free.
She’s telling us because she hoped
That everyone would see
It’s injudicious for a man
At any stage of life,
To try to rape—because he can—
A stranger, girlfriend, wife.
It happened many years ago
When both were in their teens.
She tells us now so all should know
And ponder what this means.
She’s passed a lie detector test
Though Brett flatly denies,
Since he’d be through if he confessed;
To lie is no surprise.
The White House says the president
Says he will stick with Brett.
The Clarence Thomas precedent
Makes this a minor threat.
Deny, deny and then subject
The lady to a smear.
Republicans must not defect.
There’s nothing much to fear.
Besides, if Brett gets on the court,
Then Roe v Wade goes down.
Republicans: defend the fort!
It’s time for a showdown.
- Shtup: Vulgar Yiddish slang. An English equivalent would be “screw.”