Day 965, Bolton Bolted
John Bolton bolted for the door.
Trump tweets he kicked him out.
For John would not be Donald’s whore;
That’s what this was about.
John Bolton’s whole philosophy
Is: don’t make love, make war.
Don’t waste time on diplomacy;
John likes his blood and gore.
The Donald uses government
To buy and sell and steal.
For Trump, the only sacrament
Is cash (or sex appeal?)
John thinks America should lead
But not just make a deal.
You make the other guys concede
With missiles, guns, and steel.
Today is 9-11 day
When terror, death, and fear,
Rained down, so we tried Bolton’s way.
The Taliban’s still here.
So Bolton is out in the cold.
We hear the liberals cheer.
Before long John will be too old
To tell us, “Hold my beer.”