Donald at the Bat – Day 944, Jewish Loyalty (parody to ‘Rock of Ages’)

 Day 944, Jewish Loyalty (1)

 

Most Jews vote for Democrats:

Last election, eight of ten.

But Jews are like herding cats:

Three opinions, just two men.

Trump is ruling royally,

Jews behaving disloyally.

All good Jews must vote for Trump,

Though Trump is a schmuck and schlump,

Though Trump is a schmuck and schlump.

 

Jews want a strong Israel;

Hatikva means hopes arise.  (2)

Israel makes all Jews kvell,

Though some kvetch and criticize.

Muslims may assail her.

Loyal Jews will never fail her.

But Trump’s still a schmuck and schlump.

But Trump’s still a schmuck and schlump.

 

 

Donald Trump condemns the squad

For their hate of Israel.

Are the Saudis just as flawed?

They hate Israel as well.

Muslims are unwholesome

Unless they sell us petroleum.

And Trump’s still a schmuck and schlump,

And Trump’s still a schmuck and schlump.

 

(1)  May be sung to Ma’oz Tzur, a thirteenth century song now usually sung after lighting the candles during Hanukkah.  It tells an interesting story. Look it up. (also can be sung to same tune ‘Rock of Ages’)

(2)  Hatikva, “The Hope,” is the national anthem of Israel.