Day 856, Memorial Day Weekend
(Sing to “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”)
The Donald told his Draft Board he had bone spurs in his heel.
He can’t remember which one but he swears that they were real.
His father found a doctor who would certify the deal.
Avoiding Viet Nam.
Donald Trump sang, “Hallelujah!”
When you’re rich, you tell them, “Screw yah.”
Now he’s taunting, “What’s it to yah? “
“Why go to Viet Nam?”
The Donald only serves himself and money is his god.
There’s not a single part of him that isn’t blatant fraud.
The flowers will wilt over him when he’s beneath the sod.
His lies go on and on.
Donald Trump said, “Hallelujah!”….