Day 838, Six Hundred Prosecutors
Six hundred prosecutors say that Donald is a crook.
Six hundred prosecutors, who are going by the book,
Say Trump would be indicted were he anybody else,
For he obstructed justice; it’s so clear; just take a look.
Bob Mueller’s work is damning, though Republicans all cheered.
Bob Mueller’s work is damning, though Bill Barr said Trump was cleared.
Though Trump says, “No collusion, no obstruction!” Mueller wrote
That Trump committed both, that’s the report that Trump most feared.
Bob left it up to Congress and that’s causing quite a row.
Bob left it up to Congress. Will we see impeachment now?
But Trump defies subpoenas and requests for documents.
If courts all back the Congress, then will Donald finally bow?
The Donald’s new obstruction is now heading for the courts.
The Donald’s new obstruction is commanding his cohorts
To not comply with anything the Congress may demand,
For Trump fears when the truth comes out, he’ll take it in the shorts.
Will Congress now cite AG William Barr for his contempt?
Will Congress now cite Steve Mnuchin for his bold attempt
To withhold Donald’s tax returns, although the law is clear?
Steve claims, with no foundation, that Trump ought to be exempt.
Six hundred prosecutors say that Bill and Steve are wrong.
Six hundred prosecutors say both must have toked a bong.
For their interpretation of the law is simply nuts.
If Trump was on the Gong Show, everyone would bang the gong.