Donald at the Bat – Day 830, Trump Has Told 10,000 Lies

Day 830, Trump Has Told 10,000 Lies

 

Now Donald Trump just passed 10,000 lies,

A pile of lies of just stupendous size.

Though most of his supporters know that’s true,

They still remain his loyal gals and guys.

 

The Donald does not care if something’s true.

He cares for its effect on me and you.

So, when he’s giving speeches to his crowd,

He lets applause serve as his major cue.

 

When Donald’s giving speeches to his crowd,

All you can trust is that it will be loud.

He knows that he is stirring up his base.

Truth disappears into an acrid cloud.

 

Trump always gives the same speech to his base.

They do not mind if he lies to their face.

Then he goes home to watch reviews on Fox;

Trump squirms if Hannity gets on his case.

 

Trump’s guiding light is what is said on Fox.

Their guidance helps him herd his ovine flocks.

First Fox says something, then the Donald tweets.

How long will it be ‘til we can detox?

 

We know that Donald’s mainstay is his tweets,

The daily diet of what his base eats,

By reading them, his base ingests his lies

And swallows them like they were candy treats.

 

Now Donald Trump has passed 10,000 lies,

A pile of lies of just stupendous size.

Though most of his supporters know that’s true,

To Trump’s cheeseburger, they stay his French fries.