Day 774, Who’s Afraid of AOC? (1)
Who is that stealing down your hall?
It’s AOC, the socialist.
So why’s she making this house call?
Just what is on her shopping list?
She’s coming for your rib eye steaks.
(Of course, she’ll take your hamburgers.)
And all the sugar in your cakes,
And Nathan’s kosher frankfurters.
Chorus:
It’s AOC’s green energy
And our coal miners eulogy.
We can’t pollute the skies above
Or eat hamburgers that we love.
She wants tuition to be free
At colleges across the land.
Then we can’t pull our trumpery
When science gets the upper hand.
She also wants to tax the rich
(But still leave them on easy street.)
We won’t fall for her left-wing pitch.
We’re comfortable that rich folks cheat.
Chorus 2:
It’s socialists like AOC
With taxes and green energy,
And throw in Medicare for all.
What do we really need? A wall.
And so, to hell with AOC.
And colored folks’ hysteria.
Why can’t left wingers let us be
A Christian, white America?
Chorus 2:
It’s socialists like AOC…..
(1) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Congresswoman from New York