Day 768, Headline Week
This week will be a contest for headlines.
Trump’s in Hanoi and Cohen testifies.
The press and Democrats see two gold mines;
They’re both prospecting for Trump’s crimes and lies.
Can Donald Trump make Kim denuclearize?
Can Kim Jong Un get Trump to leave the South?
Will we see them compare “red button” size?
Just what will come from Kim or Donald’s mouth?
While back here, Cohen tells us what he knows
Of Donald’s crimes in business o’er the years.
Mike lied, protecting Trump from all his foes.
It’s documented truth that Donald fears.
The press and Democrats both lick their chops.
Republicans need diapers, maybe mops.