Donald at the Bat – Day 764, The Great Pretender (parody to ‘The Great Pretender’)

Day 764, The Great Pretender

(May be sung to the song of the same title)

 

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender,

Pretending that I am the best.

My need is such I pretend too much.

I’m manic but getting depressed.

 

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender

Adrift on a sea of my lies.

I play the game; I cheat without shame.

And now, my whole world might capsize.

 

Too real is this feeling of make believe.

I cheat and I tweet but I now face defeat.

 

Oh yes, I’m the great pretender,

Still pompous like I was a king.

I seem to be what I’m not, you see.

I’m hearing alarms start to ring

And feeling the noose tightening.