Day 756, Annie Coulter  

(May be sung to “Annie Laurie”)

 

When Donald Trump is speaking,

There’s very little true.

And then there’s Annie Coulter

Who tells him what to do,

Who tells him what to do.

As everyone can see,

Just a tweet from Annie Coulter

Makes Donald quake and pee.

 

Ann Coulter is outrageous,

Expressing all her views.

And Donald fears her comments,

When she is on the news,

When she is on the news

An interview or tweet,

It’s then that Annie Coulter

Is always indiscreet.

 

There’s Hannity and Limbaugh

And Lou Dobbs on the right.

They sound a lot like Coulter

And Trump views them with fright.

And Trump views them with fright.

He gets weak in the knees.

Just a tweet from Annie Coulter

Makes Donald’s anus squeeze.

 

When Donald got elected,

He said he’d build a wall

That Mexico would pay for,

Of concrete, thick and tall,

Of concrete, thick and tall,

Then Jose said, “No way!”

And Nancy, as the Speaker,

Tweaks Donald every day.

 

When Donald Trump is speaking,

He says what Putin wants.

And it is still mysterious

How Vladimir’s ghost haunts,

How Vladimir’s ghost haunts,

(Big loans or pee pee tape?)

Each face to face with Putin

Whips Donald into shape.

 

With Putin and Ann Coulter

In charge of Donald’s brain,

We all can watch our country

Go circling ‘round the drain.

Go circling ‘round the drain,

The septic tank awaits.

Control by Vlad and Annie:

The sewage accumulates.