Donald at the Bat – Day 749, The SOTU (parody to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Day 749, The SOTU  

(Sing to The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

 

“If you want peace and legislation…,” went Trump’s long address.

(Investigation and a war cause never-ending stress.)

Trump’s consternation focused on the Democrats and press.

The speech droned on and on.

 

Not much cause for “Hallelujah!

We could see him thinking, “Screw yah.

“I owe Putin.  What’s it to yah?”

The speech went on and on.

 

The Schiff has hit the fan; he tells us he’ll investigate

The president just like they did way back in Watergate.

Just what did Putin do to make us think that Trump was great?

Will it go on and on?

 

Is this cause for “Hallelujah?”

Is Schiff thinking, “Trump, I’ll screw yah?”

“What did Putin do to woo yah?”

It will go on and on.

 

Trump said we have to have a border Wall protecting us.

But Nancy said, “No way, Jose,” which makes Trump gaseous.

Since he thinks with his gut, his reasoning is odorous.

His crap flows on and on.

 

That’s not cause for “Hallelujah!”

Nancy says, “I see right through yah.”

Mueller soon will barbecue yah.

As truth starts marching on.

 

Trump didn’t mention climate change or gun control at all.

Instead, he blithered on and on about his southern wall.

His attitude showed clearly he is ready for a brawl.

So it goes on and on.

 

That’s not cause for “Hallelujah!”

Everybody’s saying, “Screw yah.”

Congress tells Trump, “We’ll review yah.”

And truth goes marching on.

 

With Nancy as the Speaker now, can Donald take the heat?

Trump can’t escape this call to arms with bone spurs in his feet.

A Christian with four aces, Nancy knows she has him beat.

The truth is marching on.

 

That is cause for “Hallelujah!”

Donald Trump, we see right through yah.

What did Putin do to woo yah?

The truth is marching on.