Day 748, Is Trump Lazy?
Is Donald Trump just lazy,
So much unscheduled time?
We know his thinking’s hazy,
Composed of grease and chyme. (1)
“Executive” means working,
Not watching Fox and tweets.
Could Donald be networking
With billionaire elites?
Does watching television
Mean Trump is working hard?
Research earns his derision.
The facts are a canard.
Ignoring daily briefing,
Instead preferring Fox,
Leaves Donald Trump believing
Stuff far outside the box.
We know you have to study
If you want to succeed.
So Donald’s brain is muddy
Because he doesn’t read.
Trump often gets defiant
About intelligence
Because he is reliant
On his own flatulence.
Those who rely on science
Have learned the brain, not gut
Is where to place reliance.
Thoughts don’t flow out your butt.
We know Trump dislikes science.
It often shows he’s wrong.
He defecates defiance.
The BS odor, strong.
This Trumpian infection,
A boil on our behinds,
Needs surgical correction
Or we will lose our minds.
(1) Chyme is the gooey mess that leaves the stomach to start its way through the small and large intestines (the gut) in which Trump places his trust instead of the brain-derived analysis of his experts.