Day 714

(May be sung to “Crazy” by Willie Nelson.  Patsy Cline’s version is my favorite.)

 

Trump’s crazy, a liar and chronic bullshitter.

He’s crazy; the whole country’s feeling so blue.

He’s crazy, he proves it each day on his Twitter,

So most folks are yearning for somebody new.

 

Worry, everyone really must worry,

Wondering, what in the world we can do.

He’s crazy; every sentence he tweets shows his IQ.

When Donald is lying, our brains are all frying

As we see the bills coming due.

 

Trump’s crazy, denying that there’s global warming.

His experts assure him that it’s really true.

But Donald ignores every data based warning,

Telling experts, “My raised middle finger’s for you.”

 

Worry, everyone really must worry.

Wondering, what in the world we can do.

He’s crazy; the claims that he makes are all voodoo.

He’s constantly lying; the whole world is crying;

Please, Nancy, strike your countercoup.