Day 713

(May be sung to Rudolph, the Red-nosed Reindeer)

Donald, the falsifier,
Has a very lengthy nose.
Sometimes his pants catch fire
As he earns Pinocchios.
He said in the election,
To protect against our foe,
He’d raise a huge erection,
Send the bill to Mexico.

Then, the last election eve,
Voters had their say.
Donald still cannot believe
Wednesday will be Nancy’s day.

So, it’s a brand new blame game.
Buckle up and off we go.
It’s clear it’s not the same game,
Nancy and Pinocchio.