Donald at the Bat – Day 712, parody to Joshua Fit The Battle of Jericho

Day 712

( sing to Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho) (1)

 

Donald Trump is fightin’ for a border wall, border wall, border wall.

Shuttin’ government to get a border wall

But nobody’s gonna’ pay.

 

The Mexicans aren’t payin’

And the Democrats won’t call.

Everybody’s nerves are frayin’

Over Donald’s border wall.

 

Please call him, sister Nancy;

Please call him, brother Chuck,

For the Donald’s getting antsy.

Without money, he is stuck.

 

Donald Trump is fightin’ for a border wall, border wall, border wall,

Shuttin’ government to get a border wall,

Solid concrete, thirty feet high.

 

Will immigrants keep comin’?

Will Trump eat humble pie?

Ladder factories are hummin’,

Ladders thirty one feet high.

 

When immigrants come callin’,

There’s another way to go.

Lots of them may come a-crawlin’

They’ll dig tunnels down below.

 

Donald Trump is fightin’ for a border wall, border wall, border wall.

Shuttin’ government to get a border wall

But the wall just might not work.

 

You may talk about men like Ryan,

Mitch McConnell, what a louse!

But Republicans are cryin’,

Democrats just won the House.

 

When Pelosi is the Speaker,

Something Trump must understand,

He just got a whole lot weaker

With the gavel in Nancy’s hand.

 

Donald isn’t gonna’ get his border wall, border wall, border wall.

Donald isn’t gonna’ get his border wall

With the gavel in Nancy’s hand.

 

  1. Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho is an old Negro Spiritual with a lot of different versions.