Day 710
(May be sung to the melody of the Mexican Hat Dance)
The Donald says undocumented
Brown immigrants must be prevented
From coming and joining the workforce.
But Trump himself hires them—of course!
He gives all these workers fake green cards
So they can cut grass in his yards.
He gives them fake papers
While in the newspapers
He says to hire more border guards.
Standard stuff,
Trump talks tough,
But, as usual, it’s only a bluff.
Will Donald Trump face prosecution?
Will his base grant him absolution?
We know that Trump cannot be trusted.
It’s no surprise Donald was busted.