Day 697, A martial song (music to be added later)

 

Go, get your bronchoscope

And your colonoscope,

And bring your cystoscope.

We’re looking into Trump.

Watch Mueller implicate.

Will Donald defecate

And finally abdicate?

We’re looking into Trump.

Launder money,

Screw a honey,

Donald’s future

Isn’t sunny

 

Ladies buying,

Then denying,

Lips are moving;

Donald’s lying.

Russians infected Trump.

Then we elected Trump;

Should have rejected Trump.

It’s now in Mueller’s hands.

More prosecutions loom.

As allocutions loom

Will executions loom?

It’s now in Mueller’s hands.

 

Donald straying;

Ladies laying

With his pecker,

So they’re saying.

Prosecution,

Persecution,

Donald’s future,

Destitution?

           

Is Trump’s future destitution?