With Mueller’s forces all arrayed, Trump stands behind his wall
And shoots his tweets out furiously and hopes their barbs will call
Supporters to come stand with him and help him fortify
His barricade against the brown folks, long and thick and high.
Trump doesn’t care if his wall helps to keep the brown folks out.
He only cares because it makes supporters clap and shout.
He said that Mexico would pay; we know they never will.
So he will try to make the Congress buy this bitter pill.
Will Donald throw a tantrum and will Chuck and Nancy cave?
Or, since they’ve seen this all before, will they just let him rave?
Will holidays bring more good will and brighten all our lives?
Or, while we sing of peace on Earth, will both sides sharpen knives?