Day 657, Results!
The Democrats took back the House,
Though, sadly, Beto lost
And Ted Cruz won, though he’s a louse.
So, let’s assess the cost.
Now Texas ain’t completely red;
Some seats were flipped to blue.
There’s change a’coming, voters said.
A breeze of freedom blew.
Pelosi gets the Speaker’s post,
To name committee chairs.
She’s whom right wingers fear the most.
Let’s see how Donald fares.
They’ll ask to see his tax returns.
Are all his numbers right?
And, though the Donald’s anus burns,
The law gives them the right.
And when the Donald met the press,
He clearly was perturbed.
It isn’t out of line to guess
That Trump’s mind is disturbed.
Trump says that those who did not win
Should have shown him more love.
That’s pretty standard Donald spin
For when push comes to shove.
So we will have to wait and see
If anything gets done.
We know, to work, folks must agree
And, so far, we see none.
And, flash! Trump just fired his first shot:
Jeff Sessions tweeted out.
Does this begin the Donald’s plot
To punch Bob Mueller’s snout?
Then Trump put in Matt Whitaker
To be acting AG,
Becoming Mueller’s manager:
Again, we’ll simply have to see
What Whitaker will do
It’s not a far-fetched fantasy
That he’ll say, “Bob, you’re through.”