Day 599

Verse:

Now Donald Trump is president;

We voters put him there.

Amoral, without precedent,

Some Christians do not care.

Hypocrisy so evident,

Just Donald’s standard fare

And money paid to circumvent

A porno star affair.

 

When Donald Trump was floundering,

(Bankruptcies numbered six,)

He saved himself by laundering

Big dough from Bolsheviks.

And Putin was not squandering

His cash on real estate,

For here’s what he was pondering:

He bought a head of state.

 

Chorus:

From failure in the pulpit,

To failure in the schools,

We’re under Putin’s puppet

Who’s playing us for fools.

Most voters know he’s crazy

But Trump still has his base,

Their ethics lax and hazy….

Truth comes in second place.

 

Verse:

Trump’s public life is scandalous,

No ethics evident.

So, how could one so scrofulous

Become the President?

Is our mentation cretinous

When Trump throws us a curve,

Accepting lies so obvious—

We got what we deserve.

 

Chorus:

From failure in the pulpit

To failure in the schools,

We’re under Putin’s puppet

Who’s playing us for fools.

Most voters know he’s crazy

But Trump still has his base,

Their ethics lax and hazy,

Truth comes in second place.

 

Coda:

And if we all stay lazy,

We could lose this next race.