Donald at the Bat – Day 586, The Porn Star, Playmate, and a Pecker

Day 586

The Porn Star, Playmate, and a Pecker

The porn star, Playmate, and a Pecker came into a bar,

In one way or another products of the Trump boudoir.

The barkeep said, “What’s up?” and both the ladies rolled their eyes.

When Pecker said, “I’m buying,” they said, “Just like all the guys.”

 

Then Pecker said, “Oops, I’m afraid that I’m a little short.”

The ladies smiled and tittered, “You are playing in our court.

“We’ve seen it all and heard it all and we’ve been stiffed before.

“You’ll make a big mistake assuming we don’t know the score.”

 

The Pecker sagged and said, “I hope that we can keep this quiet.”

The ladies said, “A tale like this?  We’re sure someone will buy it.”

“The Pecker came up short and we should both keep our mouths shut?”

“For when the public hears the facts, we know they’ll split a gut.”

 

“The price is high for innuendo purchased on the side

“And higher if diminuendo’s what you want to hide.”