Day 544, Have the Chickens Come Home to Roost?
(This may be sung to Rock of Ages, Christian version or Ma O Tzur if you’re Jewish)
What does Putin have on Trump?
How does Vlad make Donald jump?
Is it money; is it sex,
That produces these effects?
Vlad says, “Jump!” Trump says, “How high?’
Does this mean the end is nigh?
These two met just yesterday.
Donald gave himself away
We could all see Putin grin;
Kompromat is closing in. (1)
Donald Trump was a disgrace;
That’s for any time and place.
What does Putin have on Trump?
Is it film of Donald’s rump
Humping ladies of the night?
That would be an awful fright.
We’re not sure what Putin’s got.
But Trump’s deep in Kompromat.
Here’s a word to Donald’s base.
You have egg smeared on your face.
You have all refused to think
And elected such a fink.
You were played; now we’re all screwed
Due to Donald’s turpitude.
- Kompromat, the Russian term for compromising material that makes people work for Russia out of fear of exposure.