Day 1451, Conspiracy and True Believers

 

Two Trumpist faithful died and found themselves at Heaven’s Gate.

They were interviewed by God; that’s what special people rate.

God asked the usual questions, covered lies, crimes, bribery.

They both did pretty well (if He ignores adultery.)

 

Then God said, “It’s your turn; if you have questions, ask away.”

And they asked, “How did Biden steal the vote election day?”

God answered, “No one stole it; all the votes were fair and true.”

And they thought, “This conspiracy goes higher than we knew.”

 

Chorus:

It is a vast conspiracy;

No proof just proves the case.

It is a left-wing fantasy

That Joe beat Donald’s base.

It must be a conspiracy;

Who rigged November’s race?

 

If God is in the cover up, what do they have on Him?

Is there somewhere a higher God?  The thought is rather grim.

Or maybe God is just not nice; he sacrificed his Son

And earlier, with Job, we read God tortured him for fun.

 

Chorus:  It is a vast conspiracy….

 

So, it’s a vast conspiracy with God in on the scam.

Someone’s got something on Him, since He shut up like a clam.

The fact there is no evidence, means someone with huge clout.

But it’s a vast conspiracy; we know it beyond doubt.

 

Chorus:  It is a vast conspiracy;

No proof just proves the case.

It is a left-wing fantasy,

That Joe beat Donald’s base.

God’s in on the conspiracy.

Who rigged November’s race?