Donald at the Bat – Day 1358, The Tango of Trump’s Flaming Pants

Day 1358, The Tango of Trump’s Flaming Pants 

 

Trump says, “Don’t fear Covid 19,”

And, “Don’t let it dominate you.”

There’s no need to change your routine.

“It’s just like a case of the flu.”

 

We know Donald Trump often lies;

He lies more than he tells the truth.

And, one more thing he can’t disguise:

The Donald is grossly uncouth.

 

Chorus:  Then Donald met Covid 19

And science asked karma to dance.

Their routine had never been seen:

The Tango of Trump’s Flaming Pants.

 

When science and karma embrace,

Trump’s lies are exposed to the light.

And still Donald lies to his base,

And Covid still creeps through the night.

Since science and karma have paired,

The Donald is caught in a bind.

Poor Donald has now been ensnared

By science and karma entwined.

 

Chorus:  When Donald met Covid 19,

And science asked karma to dance,

Their routine had never been seen:

The Tango of Trump’s Flaming Pants.

 

The virus will not be ignored,

As scientists are well-aware.

Its victims don’t die by the sword

But choking and gasping for air.

 

Though Trump showed the virus disdain

And said, “Maybe I am immune,”

As Donald sings his old refrain,

The science says he’s out of tune.

 Chorus:  When Donald met Covid 19….