Day 1329, Trump’s Official Duty
It is Trump’s official duty
To deny he’s chasing booty
And tell us of the type that he might rape.
That’s why William Barr’s contending
Donald Trump is worth defending,
While legal scholars’ mouths all hang agape.
Trump is facing civil action
For a serious infraction,
Attempted rape in Bergdorf Goodman’s store.
It’s just one of many brewing,
For the Donald has been screwing
Playmates, porn stars….God knows how many more.
Donald must avoid discovery
For there may be no recovery
From witnesses and maybe, DNA.
He must give a deposition,
Tell the truth, an imposition,
Interfering with TV time each day.
Once more, Barr is interfering
In a case that Trump is fearing,
That shows him standing with pants at half-mast.
Donald Trump got an erection;
Wearing William as protection.
Though Bill Barr’s legal reason is half-assed.
So, we’ll see if judges buy it,
Scholars say they should deny it,
To let Bill Barr be Donald Trump’s defense.
Trump’s past is octopussy,
Chasing women, grabbing pussy,
That DOJ defends this, makes no sense.