Donald at the Bat – Day 1327, Despicability

Day 1327, Despicability 

 

Despicability on full display,

More tell-all books on Donald Trump each day.

It seems there’s nothing Donald Trump won’t do.

And certainly, there’s nothing he won’t say.

 

We’re learning of the things that Trump will do,

Election coming, he’s lost half his crew.  (1)

His lawyer joined those writing tell-all books.

It’s just like WikiLeaks, begun anew.

 

His lawyer joined those writing tell-all books.

The population hangs on tenterhooks.

Bob Woodward’s revelations soon to come,

New York will see the books that Donald cooks.

 

Bob Woodward’s revelations soon to come,

Confirming Donald’s life is far from frum.  (2)

His businesses are all a bunch of scams.

Which deal put Donald under Putin’s thumb?

 

His businesses are all a bunch of scams,

Including all his “wham, bam, thank you ma’ams.”

One wonders why his base still sticks with him,

A lot of them, the “losers” Donald slams.

 

One wonders why Trump’s base still sticks with him.

Why do they still fall for his flam and flim?

Despicability on full display,

You’d think that they would tear him limb from limb.

 

(1)  They’re in jail.

(2)  Frum, Yiddish term for strictly religiously observant.  One might also say “strictly kosher” but frum saves syllables and rhymes.