Day 1324, Vote Twice 

 

“Vote early, vote often,” that’s Donald’s advice.

He really did tell his supporters, “Vote twice.”

Go vote absentee first, then election day;

To make your vote count, voting twice should suffice.

 

Go vote absentee first, then election day,

Although that’s a felony, voting laws say.

It takes quite a while to uncover the crime;

If Donald stays president, you’ll be OK.

 

It takes quite a while to uncover the crime,

So dive in with Donald and swim in his slime.

If Trump’s base votes twice, there’s no way he can fail.

With Barr as AG, Donald’s friends don’t do time.

 

If Trump’s base votes twice, there’s no way he can fail.

Trump warned us of cheating if states vote by mail

But everyone thought that he meant Democrats.

As Trump creates felons, will he pay their bail?