Day 1293, Voting by Mail 

 

The Donald says we must not vote by mail;

There will be fraud and on a massive scale.

If everybody votes, then he will lose,

(And, worst of all, there is a paper trail.)

 

If everybody votes, Trump thinks he’ll lose

But Donald found a man that he can use,

A new Postmaster, who’ll slow down the post.

We’ve heard about him on the nightly news.

 

A new Postmaster to slow down the post,

Delay all mail delivery, coast to coast.

So ballots may arrive too late to count

And all those mail-in ballots will be toast.

 

Some ballots may arrive too late to count,

So, voter turn-out shrinks a huge amount.

Some ballots might not even come at all,

Which Trump thinks will be good for his account.

 

Some ballots might not even come at all.

The Trump campaign will use their man to stall.

They think that they can beat the mail-in vote,

Then Trump can beat Joe Biden in the fall.

 

Trump thinks if he can kill the mail-in vote,

His sinking Ship of State will stay afloat.

But, right now polls suggest that he will fail;

If we all vote by mail, that’s all she wrote.

 

Since, right now polls all show that Trump will fail,

He thinks that he must stop the vote by mail.

If everybody votes, then he will lose

And, worst of all, there is a paper trail.