Day 1170b, More 20 Second Hand-washing Songs (Tune: Jesus Loves Me)
Jesus loves you, maybe so.
Here’s what you should also know.
You evolved a brain to think.
Wash that COVID down the sink.
Though Jesus loves you,
Hand-washing saves you.
Though Jesus loves you,
Be smart and wash your hands.
2.
COVID’s known biology
Says soap keeps us virus free.
Scientists have told us so.
They’re the ones who really know.
Though Jesus loves you,
Hand-washing saves you.
Though Jesus loves you,
Be smart and wash your hands.
- Totally secular versions
After we’ve gone number two,
Here’s what we have learned to do.
We wash our hands right away.
Think of COVID the same way.
This COVID species,
Much worse than feces.
To fight this species,
Be smart and wash your hands.
4.
Charlatans say, “If you pray,
“You will wash disease away.”
Scientists say, “Use your brain;
“Wash that COVID down the drain.”
Keep social distance;
Save your existence.
Keep social distance
And be smart, wash your hands.
5.
COVID 19’s running loose.
Use your head, don’t drop a deuce.
Prudent planning now demands,
Keep your distance; wash your hands.
Keep social distance.
Show you’ve got good sense.
Keep social distance;
Oh yes, and wash your hands.