Day 1159, Donald Trump Is Full of Shit 

 

Donald Trump’s so full of shit, we’re out of toilet paper.

COVID 19 briefings are a re-election caper.

Everything that Trump says is unlikely to be truthful.

Research show that’s been the case since Donald Trump was youthful.

 

COVID 19 is beyond the Donald’s understanding.

Markets fall and he can’t go campaigning and glad-handing.

Donald closed our borders with the virus here already,

Not assuring PPE and testing were both ready.

 

Donald  has not made disease response coordinated;

Narcissism leaves disease and death subordinated.

Markets falling bother Trump because they hurt his chances,

Once again, next year to host inauguration dances.

 

Why, oh why are we now seeing toilet paper hoarding?

Why are college students on the beaches still cavorting?

Why won’t people heed advice to maintain social distance?

Don’t they understand this virus threatens their existence?

 

Experts tell us what to do but Donald is still bumbling.

Data don’t mean anything when Donald’s gut is rumbling.

His analyses quite often smell like GI vapor.

Donald Trump’s so full of shit, we’re out of toilet paper.