Day 1072, Mitch McConnell, oy, Mitch McConnell (1) 

 

Nancy’s House passed lots of legislation,

Sent it to Mitch, who just let it lie.

Hundreds of bills sent to Mitch’s Senate,

To the Grim Reaper, where they all die.

 

Mitch McConnell, oy, Mitch McConnell,

When he gets something, he just does nothing,

Except obstructing; he keeps obstructing

For Trump.

 

Though bills keep coming, Mitch never budges,

Except confirming those right wing judges.

He’s just obstructing; he keeps obstructing

For Trump.

 

Nancy’s House, they rack their brains,

For Mitch gives them all rectal pains.

Do your job and legislate;

But Mitch will sit and masturbate.

 

Democrats all get sick of tryin’

While Mitch and Donald just keep on lyin’,

With Mitch obstructing; he keeps obstructing

For Trump.

 

The Democrats all wear a frown;

They just can’t wear McConnell down.

So they’ll impeach but Mitch will bleach           

The dark stain of Trump’s legal breach.

 

Mitch McConnell, oy, Mitch McConnell,

He likes abusing the power he’s using.

He’s been obstructing; he’ll keep obstructing

For Trump.

 

(1)  May be sung to “Old Man River,” 1927, from the musical, “Showboat,” music by Jerome Kern, lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein II.  There are many recorded versions: Paul Robeson, William Warfield, Frank Sinatra, etc. Each version has modifications to the original lyrics to remove various culturally offensive words, as time has passed.  In the musical, the song ends the first act and there are various fragments of it throughout the rest of the show. Therefore, what has been recorded by various artists is always a little different than what others sang.