Day 1066, Putin Told Me So  (1)

 

Dump faith, truth, and charity;

That’s the way to live successfully.

How do I know?  Vlad Putin told me so.

 

Ukraine is my enemy,

And they intervened for Hillary.

How do I know?  Vlad Putin told me so.

 

I don’t trust my advisers,

Intelligence and facts.

Vlad Putin is much wiser

And he told me who hacks.

 

The free press prints blasphemy;

What they print should be a felony.

How do I know?  Vlad Putin told me so.

 

 Vlad Putin has oil and gas

(And a video of my fat ass.)

What’ll I do?  What Putin tells me to.

 

In NATO, they think I’m crass.

If they don’t pay more, I’ll take a pass.

What’ll I do?  What Putin tells me to.

 

I love when all dictators

Act like a deity.

They strike like alligators

At all disloyalty.

 

I’m fooling the working class;

Foreign policy’s a deep morass.

What’ll I do?  What Putin tells me to.

 

(1)  May be sung to: The Bible Tells Me So, by Dale Evans, 1955.  Dale Evans was the wife of Roy Rogers, (Leonard Slye) the King of the Cowboys.  She was his third wife and he her fourth husband. Both had careers as singers before their successful career together as singing cowboy and cowgirl.