Day 1053b, Adam Schiff Is Coming to Town  (1) 

 

better watch out;

You better not lie;

Won’t help you to shout,

I’m telling you why.

Adam Schiff is coming to town.

 

He’s got a long list;

It doesn’t look nice.

And, here is the gist:

Extortion and vice.

Adam Schiff is coming to town.

 

He’s heard the testimony that he knows can be used

To justify impeachment for the laws that Trump abused.

 

You better watch out;

Don’t slip on the slime,

For there is no doubt

Of Donald Trump’s crime.

Adam Schiff has now come to town.

 

The Democrats in Congress all take this seriously

If they remove the Donald, we’ll have a jubilee.

 

But then, we’ll get Pence,

And that’s the last straw.

We still must commence

Restoring the law.

Must Adam Schiff then come back to town?

 

Yes, Adam Schiff must come back to town.

 

(1)  May be sung to “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town,” 1934.  Music by John Frederick Coots and lyrics by Haven Gillespie.  It has been recorded hundreds of times.