Day 1038, Three More Amigos: Rudy and Devin and Don (1)
Rudolfo Giuliani has an ever growing nose.
Every day it gets longer, growing like Pinocchio’s.
Rudy works for the Donald, where his job is spreading lies.
Trump is a tool of Putin’s; something he cannot disguise.
Now we’re on impeachment eve; Trump and Rudy say,
“It was the Ukraine that hacked;
“Putin told us; it’s a fact.”
Then how the Russians loved them, as they raised their glasses high.
A toast to Trump and Rudy: spreading every Putin lie.
Rudy, the long-nosed lawyer, has no use for evidence.
When facts do not support him, Rudy simply circumvents.
Trump told him, “Go smear Biden; make Zelensky say he will.
“And prove the Ukraine’s hacking; put Zelensky on the grill.”
Then we heard Fiona Hill, when she testified,
“Putin cooked this whole thing up,
“Russian fiction to bring up.”
But Nunes has persisted, serving as a Russian tool.
Once more, they raised their glasses: “Nunes is our useful fool.”
(1) May be sung to Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.