December 8, Devin Nunes  (Sing to “Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer)

 

You know Jordan and Johnson and Bannon and Boebert,

Matt Gaetz, McCarthy, Mike Flynn, Louie Gohmert,

But do you recall

The most loyal Trumpist of all?

 

Congressman, Devin Nunes,

Just as smart as Forrest Gump.

Though Devin’s leaving Congress,

He still works for Donald Trump.

 

Devin’s a dairy farmer

But he wasn’t doing well.

His cows ganged up on Twitter

Where they really gave him hell.  (1)

 

Donald’s fallen on hard times,

Living on the dole.

Devin may not be too bright,

Loyalty makes him just right.

 

In Trump’s new business venture,

Seeking advertising dough,

Though lacking all credentials,

Devin will be CEO!

 

Reprise:

Donald’s fallen on hard times,

Living on the dole,

“Go get Devin,” Donald heard

“To milk cash from your base herd.”

 

So Trump got Devin Nunes

Hoping he can make ends meet.

Devin knows there is money

Sucking on the Trump base teat!

 

• News item: someone pretending to be one of Devin Nunes’ cows has been trolling him on Twitter. Nunes tried to sue Twitter but the case was thrown out of court.