December 26, Donald’s Just Desserts (parody to ‘Auld Lang Syne’)

December 26, Donald’s Just Desserts (1)

 

How many Trumpists will be jailed

For their seditious crime?

Although their insurrection failed,

They’re covered with its slime.

For their seditious crime, my friends,

For their seditious crime,

It’s time for their just punishment,

For their seditious crime.

 

Will Donald face indictment soon,

As kingpin of the crime?

No need to dally until June;

The New Year is primetime.

For his seditious crime, my friends,

For his seditious crime,

It’s time Trump faced his just reward,

For his seditious crime.

 

If Garland is a just AG,

Indictments will be signed.

And all Americans agree,

Unless they’re dumb or blind.

For Trump’s seditious crime, my friends,

For Trump’s seditious crime,

Two scoops of Donald’s just desserts, (2)

For his seditious crime.

 

Should Donald be forever barred

From office in our land?

No tricks to win and no trump card,

Instead, forever banned.

For his seditious crime, my friends,

For his seditious crime.

Let’s let the mill of justice grind

For Trump’s seditious crime.

 

  • May be sung to Auld Lang Syne, with champagne in hand.
  • It was widely advertised that, when invited for dinner at the White House with Trump, he got two scoops of ice cream for dessert and all the guests, only one.