December 19, Trump Criminal Referrals (parody to ‘Deck The Halls’)

December 19, Trump Criminal Referrals (1)

 

Deck the halls with Trump referrals.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Let there be no more deferrals.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Merrick Garland has the ball now.

DOJ, what’s the play?  Don’t delay.

Garland has to make the call now—

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

 

Holidays are fast arriving.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Trumpist Congressmen conniving.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

If the Donald gets indicted,

Right away, they’ll delay, here’s their play.

Get another mob excited.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

 

What about all Trump’s colluders?

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Fellow Trumpist base deluders.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

All of them got their hands grimy.

They should pay, don’t delay, charge today.

Serving Trump is always slimy.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

 

On 1-6, Trump sat and waited.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Congressmen collaborated.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

Discipline is recommended,

Trumpists say, there’s no way, that’s their play,

Trump’s crimes, thereby are defended.

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

 

Deck the halls and light the candles,

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy,

Justice stlll awaits Trump’s vandals.

Inspiration, fraud, conspiracy.

 

Garland knows that Trump’s been naughty.

It’s his play; DOJ gets their say.

Even though Trump still acts haughty,

Insurrection, fraud, conspiracy.

 

  • May be sung to “Deck the Halls,” an old Welsh melody with English lyrics written by Thomas Oliphant in 1862. I have put the “Fa la la,” syllables to work.