August 18, A Signed MAGA Hat

 

I keep getting emails from Donald Trump.

It seems his finances are in a slump.

If I send money, a signed MAGA hat

May be my reward.  (He thinks I’m a schlump.)

 

If I send cash for a signed MAGA hat,

All my friends will ask me, “How’d you get that?”

“I sent Trump money,” I’d hate to admit,

Since they all know I’m a staunch Democrat,

 

“I sent Trump money,” I’d hate to admit.

For one thing, my wife would just throw a fit.

I might go to hell for hypocrisy,

Or be taken for a total nitwit.

 

I might go to hell for hypocrisy.

I’d break faith with Bernie and AOC.

I couldn’t be seen in a MAGA hat.

It shows no respect for democracy.

 

Imagine me in a signed MAGA hat;

I’d be supporting a failed autocrat,

A charlatan, schemer running a scam,

How in hell could I be part of that?

 

Trump asking for money, his current scam,

To get him out of his financial jam.

Indictments are coming, and legal fees:

Send money; you’ve flunked an I.Q. exam.